Got No Wheels

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My van was stolen on Christmas day while I was away visiting family. Doesn't that suck? I filed a police report the next day. I'm pretty sure since I haven't found it yet that I won't find it. But if I do, it'll be really fucked up I bet. Apparently, most stolen cars are returned within 72 hours, after that it's not as likely.

I did find out that my van is worth something though. $380. It would cost me more money to donate/scrap it than the value of what the fucking thing's actually worth. Maybe this is a good thing? I just hope I didn't leave anything in the van that could be used against me, like in identity theft. I'm paranoid so I tried to keep the van free of personal papers save my insurance and registration stuff. There was my CD player and a box full of X-Files VHS tapes from seasons 1-4 (just ~15 random tapes, not the whole seasons). There was a "No Parking" sign I stole from many years ago. And there was a huge stack of cardstock (A2) I had in the back for whatever future project might need them. That last one kind of blows...

The head gasket was blown and the block was well on it's way to crack any time. They couldn't have gotten too far.

Anyway, I'm taking the bus from now on.

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dakth's avatar
KCK police or KCMO?

Neither that either are better than the other, tbh. :/